Hi, my name is Rudiger and I am a complete and utter bastard. Any time my people want to go somewhere, I seize the opportunity to run out the door and hide in the neighbor's yard. The trick is to stay just out of reach, occasionally taunting them by rubbing up against the fence and sweetly meowing. Then you just sit back and watch their blood pressure rise. It is AWESOME. Indoor cat, my hairy black ass! You may take my life, but you'll never take my freedom!
When I'm not plotting my escape, I enjoy shedding, knocking things off the table and stealing people's warm seats any time they get up. Well, I'd better go now. I think someone's coming. More later. Power to the felines!
In the name of freedom,