It has recently come to my attention that all peacocks are named Derek. Well, all but they white ones, which are named Hansel. Like Tyra Banks and their namesake, Derek Zoolander, they are consummate models, who have mastered many looks.
But while stunning, it is not quite enough,
And so he unveils
She pretends not to notice,
but eventually succumbs, because
he really is really, really ridiculously good looking